12 funny laws

FUNNY LAWS:

1. Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

2. Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

3. Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin toitch.

4. Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

6. Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water & soap, the telephone rings.

7. Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8. Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will work

11. Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. Law of Proporsal:
After you accept a proporsal you will get a better one..

28 Mar 2013

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