Four men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, one of them died.
The other 3 decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body.
The first man said, "I support Liverpool, so I'll eat his liver".
The 2nd man said, "I support Manchester United, so I'll eat his chest".
The 3rd man said, "I support Arsenal, so I'll eat.... but I'm not very hungry now!"