I was in the public toilets just the other day.
a voice from the next cubicle said, 'Hi, how are you?'
Embarrassed, I said, 'am doing fine'.
The voice said,'What are you up to?
I said, 'just doing the same as you, sitting here!'
from next door still, 'can i come over?'
Annoyed, i said, 'rather busy right now,'
The voice said, 'listen, i have to call you back, there is an idiot next door answering all my questions.