a call of nature

I was in the public toilets just the other day.

a voice from the next cubicle said, 'Hi, how are you?'

Embarrassed, I said, 'am doing fine'.

The voice said,'What are you up to?

I said, 'just doing the same as you, sitting here!'

from next door still, 'can i come over?'

Annoyed, i said, 'rather busy right now,'

The voice said, 'listen, i have to call you back, there is an idiot next door answering all my questions.

...I fainted....

30 Apr 2013