Wife : Honey can u help me with the garden?
Husband : Do I look like a Gardener?
Wife : Honey the toilet is broken...
Husband : Do I look like a Plumber?
( Later The husband went out for lunch & when he came back everything was fixed )
Husband : Did u fix all this?
Wife : No the neighbors son did
Husband : oh ok
Wife : He said i had to make him a burger or sleep with him...
Husband : u made him a burger right?
Wife : Do I look like Burger King?
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