burger king

Wife : Honey can u help me with the garden?

Husband : Do I look like a Gardener?

Wife : Honey the toilet is broken...

Husband : Do I look like a Plumber?

( Later The husband went out for lunch & when he came back everything was fixed )

Husband : Did u fix all this?

Wife : No the neighbors son did

Husband : oh ok

Wife : He said i had to make him a burger or sleep with him...

Husband : u made him a burger right?

Wife : Do I look like Burger King?

29 Mar 2013