- Been through 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11 and 12/12/12, and I still give 0/0/0 F**ks
- Love is blind but marriage restores its eyes
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
- Dont drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
- Did you know when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and punch them in the face?
- I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 78 of them.
- "he who walks naked in a spiny forest gets pricked"