1. Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
2. If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean there's one person who enjoys it?
3. The cheaper the phone, the harder it is to break.
4. I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, WHEREVER I WANT. ..As long as my mom says its ok...