husband or wife?

A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a cell with a huge evil looking guy. The big guy says,

"I want to have some sex. You wanna be the husband or the wife?

The accountant replies,

"Well, if I have to be one or the other, I guess I'd rather be the husband.

The big guy says,

"Okay, Now get over here and suck your wife's d*ck."

27 Mar 2013