A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a cell with a huge evil looking guy. The big guy says,
"I want to have some sex. You wanna be the husband or the wife?
The accountant replies,
"Well, if I have to be one or the other, I guess I'd rather be the husband.
The big guy says,
"Okay, Now get over here and suck your wife's d*ck."