johnny's wife

Teacher:What kind of a wife would you like, Johnny?

Johnny:I would want a wife like the moon...

Teacher:Wow!!What a choice...do you want her to be cool and calm like the moon?

Johnny:No,no...

Teacher: Oh so you want her to be round and white?

Johnny:No,no...

Teacher: Oh so you want her to be fair and beautiful like the moon?

Johnny:No,no...I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...Only pleasure no pains

22 Apr 2013

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