A policeman stops at a ranch in the rural area and talks with an old farmer. He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs.' The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.' The policeman verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the State with me.' Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his ID. The policeman proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this ID? This ID means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the police running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The police is clearly terrified. The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... "Your ID! SHOW HIM YOUR ID!"