a conversation between two drunk people:
drunk 1: why are your eyes swollen?
drunk 2: yesterday, as we were in the bank queue, i saw the dress of a certain lady trapped inside her buttocks. so, she hit me hard on my eye when i got it out.
drunk 1: damn! .... what about the other eye?
drnk 2: 0k, after she had hit me, i decided to return the dress back inside her buttocks and she again hit me on the other eye.