swollen eye

a conversation between two drunk people:

drunk 1: why are your eyes swollen?

drunk 2: yesterday, as we were in the bank queue, i saw the dress of a certain lady trapped inside her buttocks. so, she hit me hard on my eye when i got it out.

drunk 1: damn! .... what about the other eye?

drnk 2: 0k, after she had hit me, i decided to return the dress back inside her buttocks and she again hit me on the other eye.

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