A Traffic cop stops a car. he says to the driver,
"Congrats, you have won $2000 for wearing your seat belt and driving nicely, so what are u gonna do with the money?
The driver says,
" I will buy a driving licence"
The lady next to him says,
"Dont listen to him officer he always talk shit when he is drunk.
The drunk guy who was asleep back seat,wakes up and says,
"Ooh, i knew it we wouldn't get far with a stolen car"
Then a knock from the boot followed by a voice asking,
"Are we at the border already?"
The Cop Faints...!!