At a Bar, a NUN preaches: Drinking is Bad.
Man: Have you tried it?
Nun: No, Never.
Man: Ok, you try once, if you don't like it, I'll giv up Drinking.
Nun: Ok, but bring it in a Teacup, I don't want people seeing me drinking.
...Man goes to the bartender and says: Giv me two Shots of Rum in Tea-Cups.
Bartender: IS THAT NUN HERE Again?