drunk fart

There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunkard in a bar. Suddenly the drunkard stands up and yells,

"ATTENTION ALL" then farts loudly. The wife got extremely embarrassed, and the husband looked at the drunk and said,

"Excuse me, you just farted before my wife."

The drunks replies, "I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."

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