A Soldier Stationed In Iraq
Recently Received A Letter From His Girlfriend
Back Home. It Read As
Follows:
Dear Ricky , I Can No Longer
Continue Our
Relationship . The Distance Between Us Is Just Too
Great. I Must Admit That I Have Cheated On You
Twice, Since You ’ve Been Gone , And It ’s Not Fair
To Either Of Us . I ’m Sorry . Please Return The
Picture Of Me ThatI Sent To You ....Love; Becky...
The Soldier, With Hurt Feelings, Asked His
Fellow Soldiers For Any Snapshots They Could
Spare Of Their Girlfriends , Sisters Or Ex -
girlfriends. In Addition To The Picture Of Becky,
Ricky Included All The Other Pictures Of The
Pretty Gals He Had Collected From His Buddies.
There Were 57 Photos In That Envelope Along
With This Note:
Dear Becky, I’m So Sorry,
But I
Can’t Quite Remember Who The Hell You Are.
Please Take Your Picture From The File And
Send The Rest Back To Me . Take Care; Ricky...