smart woman

A WOMAN WAS INTERCEPTED WHILE OVERSPEEDING:
Officer 1: Stop the car right there!
Woman: What could be the problem sir?
Officer 1: You are guilty of overspeeding... can i see your driver's licence?
Woman: I dont have it coz i stole this car, shot the owner and dumped his body in the boot of this car.
Officer 1 takes out his pistol and points at the woman and starts to move away from her while calling for back up from officer 2 who was afew metres away. he tells officer 2 what he was told by the woman.
Officer 2: Hey I have been told that you killed the owner of this car and put his body in the boot!
Woman: That is a very big lie! as you can see, this boot is empty!
Officer 2: I see... and do you have your driver's licence? Woman: Here it is...
Woman: Your fellow officer must be a very big liar! he might have also lied to you that i was overspeeding
Officer 2: Yap! he also told me that you were also overspeeding... but dont mind him... anyway, am sorry for any inconvenience caused by us.

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